一位英國外科醫生宣稱: "英國醫療實在太進步，可以把一個人的肝切下來，移植到另個人身上，六周後就讓他出門找工作了”。
德國醫生回: “這算甚麼! 在德國我們把部分的人腦，置入進另個人的頭骨，4周後就讓他出門找工作”。
俄國醫生補著說：“先生們，我們拿了一個人的心， 把它放進另一個人的胸腔，兩週內，就讓他開始找工作。 你們現在怎麼說？”
美國同事笑笑說：“你們真的遠遠落後我們很多年。
幾年前，我們能把一個沒大腦，沒心臟，沒肝臟，狀況很糟的人，讓他當上總統 ! 現在，全國人都在找工作！”
A British surgeon declares: "in Britain, we are so advanced that we are
able to cut off a man's liver put it into another man, and, in 6 weeks,
he is looking for a job".
The German doctor counters:" That's nothing. In Germany, we took away a
part of a living human brain, we put it into the skull of another man,
and in 4 weeks he was looking for a job."
The Russian doctor adds:" Gentlemen, we took away the heart of a man,
put it into another man's chest, and in 2 weeks he was looking for a job.
What do you say now?"
The American colleague laughs:" You are way behind us: A few years ago,
we took a man with no brain, no heart, a liver in a very poor condition and made him president! Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"
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